Tuesday, 19 May 2015

Unlock the Chakras!... huh?!

Should i start to write something deep and full of meaning about life and my boring middle age crisis, or try to find a reasonable reason that drove me to move from London to Dublin almost two months ago whit the dramatic consequence of regretting to be alive in this very moment in this very land??!!!

This is a cathartic moment and i need to unblock my chakra (??? wait what!!??) because my colleague told me today that the chronic stomachache that is keeping me company during the last week is the result of me keeping everything inside... (stop the dirty jokes please thanks)!


So even if i don't have a clue about chakra blablabloody stuffs i tried to put the moaning monster in a corner far far away from the reality and i tried to approach my new situation with a very optimistic point of view.....
Well i dunno who invented this chakra dish that i am unable to digest but i think i need a full set of tools to unlock this energy heavily cooked in my stomach!

The result today has been the below:

Lunch time - storm wind and flying penguins were trying to attempt my life and to screw the sacred coffee moment... repeat sacred!!!!



After lunch time - my colleague decided to eat pure shit such as fried chicken and bacon plus a very healthy drink such as pepsi max....Suicide attempt mate? it is faster if you use a gun? and is less annoying if you don't make all this noise while you chewing and licking your fingers.....



5 pm time to go home - finally I've got to the LUAS (yes yes whaaatt??!! the fancy Irish overground) and my heart was full of joy at the idea to be home soon safe from the flying killers penguins (translation: rain/wind/hailstorm/leprechaun's flakes) and SURPRISEEEEE signal fail so no train no bus no hope to go home!!! So yes i took a cab and i had to spend over 30 minutes listening the happy Irish chap telling me how the people in London are unfriendly and how Irish people are very kind and sociable WHAAAATTTT ??!!! Mate in 2 months no one from my very Irish company has been able to show any tiny micro sociable skills and please don't let me start talking about how polite they are... -_-

The point here is simple.... my chakra will remain looked or worst only because i don't belong in here so the moaning glory is the only thing is keeping me mentally sane and also is the only way i can talk to someone: Myself... yes i speaking to myself!!!! at least i get to know better someone and who better than myself to have a relationship with!!???

Tomorrow is a new day... now let's relax watching The Following, let's see how screw up Kevin Bacon will be in this episode...